Dogman-Senpai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi 8]

Making magic

Hey, nice episode Rob. Glad to see your still making magic. Good Zelda jokes always make me laugh.

[Andy's Life Animations]

Hey, I've seen these!

Yeah late night on BBC 2, I loved 'em then and I still love 'em! Never thought I'd see them hear too.

[SSBM Collab]

Have any of you played Smash Brothers?

Fighting on Smash Bros fast, intense and most of all FUN! The fights in this were too slow which shouldn't be the case when all you guys are using sprites. It's not like you drew any sprites for this (apart from the odd one or two maybe) or composed any music. go watch Super Mario Bros. Z to see how a sprite flash should be made. Sorry if this review sounded too aggresive but when lazy people use sprites, it's no wonder that some people can't bare to watch them.

LilDwarf responds:

Flash by Dogman_Senpai:
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[Perfect Game]

Game Over in a Perfect game? Ok whatever...

I'm sure I'm not the only one to question that but it's not that bad a flash just a bit short. Not much else I can say just make your next one longer.

[Down To Newgrounds]

I swear thats the second time I've heard this song

Nice flash, easy on the eyes. But like my summary mentioned, I've heard this song beofre. It was like two animals (Itchy and Scratchy rip-offs), I think it even made the front page. So this loses points for being unoriginal and not actually improving on the original.

Now I remember! The cat (wearing a cowboy hat) was pissing on the grave in the original, ahh, I feel much better now.

[Don't Do Dat Danny! #1]

Yeah that's right!!

It's not beacause some people are just born that way, it's because of the media they've experienced!! Well done, nice flash. But I hope you realise that because I watched this, I gonna go kill people.

[Random Funnyness!!]

Random + funnyness = predictable outcome

There is way too many "random" flash movies, I'm not saying thats your fault but your not helping by makig another one. Sort out the audio so it doesn't bust the peoples speakers and take some time on the video.

Tasty-Turnips responds:

I made this movie with the intended audience of a goldfish.
I'm sorry about the sound, but making it better would have meant the filesize would be HUGE.
I was going to make a much, much longer version with around 30 scenes, but my Flash MX trial screwed up.
Thanks for the review.

[Mario Tales Of The Unkown]

Oh, I rember this!

Didn't you submit this a while ago? You've made it look better but it still wont get anything higher than a 1 from me. Badly edited sprites, little or no sound effects and lack of story make this flash bad. If I hadn't read your comments I would have had less of a clue to was going on.

mario-freak1 responds:

ahh you were a viewer of the previous attempt of the submit :) ive made this quite abit longer trying to please the people who said they needed a little more info on what was happening, there i also the story plot on my description thing! ;)

[Tetris Evasion]

Not supprised he won, so slow

It's a nice change from stickmen killing each other but it builds up so slow, at one one point I swear the stickman scratches his head as if to say "is this it?". If you make a sequel have a "player" against him, like trying to crush him with blocks shifting from left to right as they fall or have more than one stickman in there, forcing each other into on coming blocks. Like I said it was nice but it does feel like a loading screen.

IvoryGuy responds:

A sequel, huh? That's a brilliant idea. Maybe I'll try that with the game idea so many people have been suggesting.

[Cold Tap]

I like it, DON'T KILL ME!!!

you have to calm down with your comments, let people make up their own minds and if it's not what you like, then fuck 'em! It's not like you see them every day (sorry if they do :) ). I watched this like I would a music video and that is try not to make sense of it but to just get a sense of atmosphere from it. Love the style in this, reminds me of bad dreams and the voices in my head... Nice movie by the way.

notorious responds:

I'M GOING TO KEILL U LOL
rofl trust me i have tryed this before, if i don't say something like that in my comments, there WILL be allot of people giving my submission a low score because of that sort of stuff. By saying that, i want people to actually think past the storyline, and actually see the mood of this. Really, i wasn't trying to come off as a total psycho but lol whatever works! Thanks for the good review!